Spread the Stupidity

[aniki]

Spread the Stupidity




Only in America.......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


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Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


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Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


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Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


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Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.



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Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


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EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?


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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?


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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethalinjections?


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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

[gr8ness97]

I do not want to fly again now....


and congress/progess is clever.

[aniki]

I do not want to fly again now....


and congress/progess is clever.

lol, I like the diet coke part

[gr8ness97]

Why do we park in a driveway. but drive on a parkway?

[aniki]

Why do they call it an Highway but yet still drive on land?

[ZedEx]

Funny post.

[08blk4drsi]

Lol some of those are really funny, like the garage one

[s2k05]

very nice!

[tehrick88]

Why did Dodge make a truck called a Ram?

[aniki]

Why did Dodge make a truck called a Ram?

rofl

[gr8ness97]

Why did Dodge make a truck called a Ram?

FTFO hahahaa

[RB25DailyDrive]

why do i pee out blood... i only hit my stomach with hammers every night?

[twelv]

I have notice these as well it is all how our English language developed.

We catch a cold in America but in Japan they pull a cold. Strange, right.

Not really it is just the way people talk. There are many strange things we say all the time. IF we stop and think about it.

[ShiftRed]

keep these going

[vtecsikid]

if glue is supposed to stick to things, why doesn't it stick inside the bottle

[murderrsirenss]

ahhahaha, amazing

[ItsMeTyler]

Half that stuff you do on a daily basis, Talk about stupidity....

[aniki]

Half that stuff you do on a daily basis, Talk about stupidity....

go back to carolinahondas

[ItsMeTyler]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Laugh you idiot. Always quick to get annoyed. Go get your little pee pee sucked.






You're a member over there too Little Nikki....

[aniki]

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Laugh you idiot. Always quick to get annoyed. Go get your little pee pee sucked.






You're a member over there too Little Nikki....

K, Mr. E-thug.