Guy pretends a CLS 55 AMG is his...pwnage...brilliance...

[Ginger Storm]

Haven't seen this here yet....figured you guys would enjoy this...

So this dude goes on this forum..posts up a pic of "his" CLS... his story changed like thirty zillion times...and eventually someone got a hold of the real owner and the dude got pwned. Enjoy!


http://www.mdstreetscene.com/forum/s...ad.php?t=15536

[simplybebop]

Why dont we get more of that, it would be fun

[Ginger Storm]

lol fun indeed

[NightRider80]

That was crazy, LOL then the real owner comes and the guy gets owned big time. That was simply classic. Great find! Definately Epic. Poor Kid, I almost felt sorry for him.

[sflemon]

I ran off a guy on VWVortex and NCDUBs that claimed to 'own' a new Z06 Corvette. Kid lived in Highpoint and went to that little college there.

We told him to take picks of it with the title with his name on it. How we caught him in it was he thought us locals were dumbshits and didn't know who he was on the national Vortex website.

I PM'd him on Vortex to invite him to take pictures and post them up to prove everybody wrong. He said he couldn't drive out because he "broke his leg".

Next day he shows up driving his Jetta to a local meet. Where'd the broken leg go?

Ended up it was his father's car.

Unless somebody can show me the title with their name on it, they don't own it.

[Dr. Sideways]

That is the craziest shit ever! EPIC FAIL!!!!!! That guy is a real fucking moron!

[Coiled]

I'm not tryin to read the whole thing, what page does he get pwned on by the O.O haha

[NightRider80]

Its a process of pwnage to truly experience it you have to read it up to around page 36 or 40 not sure.

I mean 1-36

[silviakid2790]

yea one of my buddies showed me last night, i was just like damn haha

[Coiled]

Ugh, guess I got somethin to do this weekend then.

[eclecticteg21]

no amount of ownage is worth reading 65 pages about.

[simplybebop]

idk..........pwnage that borders on epic in that thread.......it may be worth it

[National Speed]

"Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 524 (12 members and 512 guests)"

The kid is an epic fail legend...

[greenek]

holy shit that kid is a fucking loser... I just had to post


He made up a facebook profile for his imaginary "fiance" and logged into his at the same time, posting back and forth as if it were a conversation


astronomical failure

http://www.mdstreetscene.com/bs/A-pi...r-at-the-dyno/

[Coiled]

So wait, it supposedly has got 454 HP and 532 torque (1st wtf) and it only runs a 13.2 in the 1/4 (2nd MAJOR wtf), that's just horrible. Instant OMG this kid is lieing right there haha. My friends VR6 GTI will run high 13s and all its got is an intake, exhaust, and a chip. If you're gonna fake it at least get some believable numbers kid.


*edit* Indeed an epic fail. I intend to read it this weekend.

[Coiled]

Not to mention he said it was an 03 Cobra and they only made Mystichrome in 04???

[naga77777]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahaha

dude this "fail of epic proportions" is seriously detracting me from my work..... i'll finish it later, but HAHAHAHAHAHAH. here's the lowdown for the lazy ppl: read the link greenek posted....

[Coiled]

For those who stopped keeping track, its now up to 237 pages and 2366 posts

[naga77777]

hahahaha wonder how many ppl registered on that forum just to laugh at the kid.

[Coiled]

I did, and it's made it onto the radio now. We're working on TV.