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11-19-2008, 09:44 AM
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Spread the Stupidity
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Only in America.......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- EVER WONDER ... Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why do they sterilize the needle for lethalinjections? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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11-19-2008, 09:49 AM
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I do not want to fly again now....
and congress/progess is clever.
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11-19-2008, 09:51 AM
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11-19-2008, 11:01 AM
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Why do we park in a driveway. but drive on a parkway?
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11-19-2008, 11:09 AM
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Why do they call it an Highway but yet still drive on land?
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11-19-2008, 11:15 AM
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Funny post.
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11-19-2008, 11:22 AM
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very nice!
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11-19-2008, 12:03 PM
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11-19-2008, 05:09 PM
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why do i pee out blood... i only hit my stomach with hammers every night?
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11-19-2008, 09:43 PM
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I have notice these as well it is all how our English language developed.
We catch a cold in America but in Japan they pull a cold. Strange, right. Not really it is just the way people talk. There are many strange things we say all the time. IF we stop and think about it.
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11-21-2008, 12:46 AM
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ahhahaha, amazing
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Half that stuff you do on a daily basis, Talk about stupidity....
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11-21-2008, 10:08 AM
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Laugh you idiot. Always quick to get annoyed. Go get your little pee pee sucked.
You're a member over there too Little Nikki....
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