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Old 11-19-2008, 10:44 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Only in America.......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.


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Only in America.....do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.


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Only in America.....do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.


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Only in America.....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.


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Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.



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Only in America.....do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


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EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens
our skin?


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Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


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Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?


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Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


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Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?


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Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?


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Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?


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Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?


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Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


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Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?


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Why do they sterilize the needle for lethalinjections?


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You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!


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Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?


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Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


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If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?


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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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Old 11-19-2008, 10:49 AM   #2 (permalink)
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and congress/progess is clever.
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Old 11-19-2008, 10:51 AM   #3 (permalink)
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and congress/progess is clever.
lol, I like the diet coke part
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Why do we park in a driveway. but drive on a parkway?
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Lol some of those are really funny, like the garage one
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why do i pee out blood... i only hit my stomach with hammers every night?
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